Is this the real life?

Hello Darkness, my old friend. The world, as we know it, turns out to have been just an illusion. Like butterflies in a hurricane, or driftwood on an ocean wave, you may feel like a lost cause trying to turn back time. We are caught in a crossfire hurricane, whilst the storm rages, the skies grow dark, and we must quickly work out a passage back to the place we were before.

Welcome to the world of FFS. We think outside the box. We turn back time to an era where your advisers were allies - always by your side, even when the going gets tough. We will never give you up, never let you down or desert you.

So, if your worse dream is to find yourself alone, caught in a landslide, unable to escape the reality of that imminent deadline; this time tomorrow, we will be there with you to carry on, as if nothing really matters.

You may sometimes wish you'd never been born at all. You may think that you've thrown it all away, all you see are silhouettes, and shadows. You may feel another storm approaching, and nothing can stop what is coming, but we will help you open your eyes, to look up to the skies, and you'll see that you're not alone.

FFS consultancy is different. We've redefined it, and once you've worked with us, it will send shivers down your spine. Whatever your problems, whatever the deadline; whatever the weather, even thunderbolts and lightning, you can leave them all behind. We will not let you go alone to face the truth. This is not just fantasy; it is reality. Whatever challenges you face, whatever deadlines are thrown at you, whatever and anyway the wind blows, with FFS you can carry on, as if nothing really matters.

So, when you want to stand out and when your projects and assignments make you think 'FFS' for the 10th time that day, well you know who to call...